America!

So what if Americans are fat and lazy - if your terrible country's food didn't taste like dong - you would eat a lot more, too. Sure this country isn't perfect - our cheese is awful - our cars are junk - the American Dream is something only foreigners believe in - and the movie "The American" scored a 38% on the Tomato-meter. The US of A is still the greatest country ever stolen. We took it from the Indians - forced the Chinese to build it - and then made the blacks maintain it. For the record, I am not very comfortable saying "the blacks". Real patriotism means understanding that America sucks - but every place else is about 1000 times worse. We may catch a lot of flack from other countries - but when you're kicking ass and taking names since 1776 haters are gonna hate. Remember if Canada were really that great - it would be a state.