Hey! You got the message! That's nice. Now I know that people actually read my so-called "blog." Okay then, now onto business. I know you're probably all wondering, "Oh Mark, why would you EVER change Weekly Sarcasm to a brand new website? This makes my life SO much harder! Ugh! I HATE complaining!" Well, don't fret young child. I've got a brand new bag of toys, so to speak. I hope, and will try very hard to do so, to actually make my "sarcasm" weekly. That's pretty nice isn't it? Yes. Yes it is. That is all. Go play now. Off you go.